newspaper thief

I know I haven't written in awhile, which is very disappointing to my 3 readers. (On the plus side, that represents a 300% increase since day 1). Partly it's because I've been "busy", and partly because I've had to deal with the ultimate betrayal.

Someone in my apartment building is a newspaper thief! For those who religiously pour over my every word, you may be sitting there smirking, especially given my confessional a few posts back. But let me remind you, I never actually stole a paper, I just *thought* about it once. Or twice.